nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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spermbanker:

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumbĀ 

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Argument I heard on the bus
  • `Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.
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Phil of the future was so hot

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