pleatedjeans:

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

trust:

"omg I love your bag"

 ”I love yours too”

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boyzwhat:

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unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

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  • jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
  • me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen