harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

  • me: *on my phone*
  • grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
  • me: *puts phone down*
  • me: why did you ruin the economy?