kingsleyyy:

when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening image

Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally  attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

andrewbelami:

Snatched. From. The. Root.
bromancing-the-stone:

clitreaper:

MY LITTLE BROTHER MADE A GRINDR IM CRYING HES 9

Take away his phone!