cyberho:

yes it was awful, I had no idea what I was doing, keeping up with the Kardashians was on the tv the entire time, the bed kept screeching every time we moved, it was just a complete mess 

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

retiredjesus:

lolnessoverload:

its-sio:

I have a kangaroo


OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG SERIOUSLY Y THE FUCK DO U HAVE IT CONTINUED 2 SUCH SUCH SMALL PLACE???!!! IT LOOKS SO FRIKKIN MALNOURISHED

he chillin, reading his magazine and havin a drink

I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.

— Joshua Graham (via msndobrev)
boazpriestly:

smurflewis:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

this makes me so angry

I feel like this is what it means when dudes say “no homo”