January 2012
WHAT IS GOING ON I LIVE ON THE WEST COAST
why are we celebrating another year of being alive
does she really say pout
I thought it was
red wine
cheap perfume
and a filthy cunt
crying
December 2011
my new years resolution is to lose 30 pounds and get a picture with lady gaga
and get a tattoo
and if she signs me when I meet her that can be my tattoo
killing two resolutions with one stone
Anonymous asked: what do you mean dieting
I’ve been dieting foR THE LAST 17 HOURS AND I AM ABOUT TO PASS OUT
Americans: Not enough cheese in my cheesy breadsticks
Africans: Please give me water
same
katara:
i get bullied on my own fb statuses
how do you expect me to fall asleep when chelsea lately is on at 3 am
I’m so uncomfortable with my body that even if the hottest person I could think of came over to my house right now and asked to have sex with me, I would leave my shirt on
Anonymous asked: im curious whats the name of the book the guy's holding in your tumblr pic ?
prince william aint do it right if you ask me...
WHATS GUCCI MY NIGGA
WHATS LOUIS MY KILLA
WHAT DRUGS MY DEALER
WHATS DAT JEACKET MARGIELA
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
except for
powdered doughnuts
pizza
orange chicken
french fries
baked potatoes
cheesecake
etc.
the only hunting I do is for sales
government hooker music video plz
wear mugler
My religion is Alexander McQueen
black people with the last name white
white people with the last name black
acid-indian:
“I want to feel you deep in my throat” I whispered before I took a bite of my McDouble.
pitchblacknose-deactivated20120 asked: do you appreciate my url