May 2011
My parents dragged me all the way to tempe to tell me that we only came out here to get my sisters nose pierced and my sister is just seriously the worst person ever and she makes fun of piercings all the time and I know for a fact that she will cry and take it out after 3 days and oh my god this is just the worst thing ever you have no idea
You can't say that you're straight and also say "I...
If you only cared about their personality,
you wouldn’t care about whats in between their legs.
Anonymous asked: are you a cat
April 2011
thighrabanks asked: so you remember how you're a member for fuckyourgifs
could you maybe post on it or whore it out or s/t things you're a member and all
could you maybe post on it or whore it out or s/t things you're a member and all
Oh my god they just said "Doing something you...
omg
omg
OMG
kids shows
they just broke out of jail
such a good influence
gretchenrossx asked: Have you preordered Born This Way? if you have not you should come wait in line with me to get it.
I have to shower today.
I FUCKING HATE WATER.
I wish I was black.
someone have sex with me all I want is sex
Omg like for serious someone is trying to kill me. If I die someone get a hold of my mom and tell her I want lady Gaga played at my funeral and I want cool Gaga lyrics engraved into my grave stone and I want to be BARRIED and I want all of my close friends to go okay omg someone tell her that if i don’t post for 3 days in a row because that means that im dead
Okay this is the only post I am making about the...
Kate looked completely amazing
oh my god I’m so glad she chose to wear McQueen
My new goal in life is to marry royalty.
Anonymous asked: you try too hard to be tumblr famous srsly your face annoys me ugh how did i end up following you DIE
do you guys even know how ghetto it is where I...
you should have seen the crump battle that happened at school today
Ya'll are always on each others dicks about...
Anonymous asked: No, it's not blythe. If you hate yourself and everyone hates you then just kill yourself.
13,000th post
GET OWNED MOTHERFUCKERS
I’m going to kill myself one of these days
It’s funny because I’m not joking
melodramaticandquitesarcastic asked: Not to be blunt. But youre UNF. Kay, sorry for being awkward.
Bye.
Bye.
Some people at my school will be like "Lady Gaga...
and I will be like
NAME ONE FUCKING SONG BY MADONNA BESIDES 4 MINUTES
and they can’t even do that
and I will be like
Im in the school bathroom popping and it is really loud omg like seriously it sounds like im dropping bricks off the side of a building, everyonce can hear me
wait who got married
